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The Sourdough Sanctuary

Crusty. Chewy. Slightly Moody.

This is where the magic happens. Sourdough isn't just bread; it's a commitment. At Broke 'N Bored, we've spent way too much time talking to our starter so you don't have to. Our sourdough is fermented long enough to develop a personality — and her name is Gertrude. It's got that signature tang, a crust that means business, and a center that's softer than a newborn goat.

The "Daily Grind"

Classic Sourdough

$12.00

The bread that started it all. It's simple, it's reliable, and it goes with everything from fancy butter to a late-night breakdown. No fluff — just flour, water, salt, and a whole lot of patience.

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The "Feisty Neighbor"

Jalapeño & Cheddar

$16.00

This loaf has a bit of a temper. We packed it with enough sharp cheddar to make it savory and enough jalapeños to keep things interesting. It's spicy, it's cheesy, and it's definitely not for the weak.

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The "Breath Mint"

Garlic Parm

$16.00

Social distancing? This loaf will help. It's loaded with enough garlic and parmesan to be smelled from the next county over. Rich, salty, and so good you'll want to eat the whole thing in the car before you even get home.

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The "Wildcard"

Weekly Special

$18.00

We get bored easily, so we like to shake things up. One week it might be a savory herb explosion; the next, it could be a sweet cinnamon swirl that'll change your life. The catch: you gotta work for it. Drop a comment, send a message, or stalk our socials to see what we're vibing with this week. Once it's gone, it's gone.

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The "Lazy Tax"

Professional Slicing — Add-On

$2.00

Want your loaf sliced perfectly so you don't have to hunt for a knife or deal with crumbs? We'll do the hard work for you for two bucks. You're welcome.

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Bread Nerd Fact: our sourdough is artisanal, hand-shaped, and baked with the kind of attitude you can only get from living on the Shore. Grab a loaf. Rip it apart. Feel better about your life.

The Carb Counter (NOT!)

Bread so good, it should be illegal.

If you're still buying bread that comes from a grocery store and is made by God only knows, we need to talk. Our homemade breads are baked to order, smell like heaven, and have enough soul to get you through the week. Soft, fluffy, carb-loaded goodness that makes supermarket bread look like cardboard.

The "Better Than The Burger" Rolls

Pack of 8

$8.00

Stop disrespecting your grill skills with cheap buns. These are soft, sturdy, and ready to hold all the toppings you can throw at them. Level Up ($1 extra): make 'em fancy with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, or go full chaotic with everything bagel seasoning.

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The "Top Dog" Hot Dog Rolls

Pack of 10

$8.00

Soft, sturdy, and built to hold your dog without falling apart at the first bite. Cookout-ready and stadium-bun approved.

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The "Childhood Hero"

White Sandwich Bread

$5.00

This is the soft, pillowy sandwich bread you remember, but way better because it didn't come from a factory. Perfect for PB&Js, grilled cheese, or just eating a slice plain while you stare into the fridge.

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The "Basket Case" Dinner Rolls

Pack of 8

$8.00

The only reason people actually show up to dinner. These are buttery, fluffy, and highly addictive. We suggest buying two packs because the first one won't make it past the car ride home.

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The "Get Out Of Bed" Cinnamon Buns

4-Pack — The Breakfast Club

$10.00

Oh. So. Yummy. These are huge, gooey, and spiraled with enough cinnamon sugar to cure any bad mood. They're basically a hug in a pan. AND you can't forget the OMG icing!

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The "Morning Glory" Bacon & Cheese Loaf

The Breakfast Club

$8.00

We took a soft sandwich loaf and stuffed it with actual bacon bits and melty cheese. It's a full breakfast in every slice. Comes un-sliced because we know you're just going to rip off a hunk with your hands anyway. We won't judge.

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The "Hold My Beer" Bread

Plain · Bacon & Cheese · Cheese

$3.00

Hearty, malty beer bread with a tender crumb and a crackly top. Pick your size and your flavor — plain, bacon & cheese, or straight cheese.

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Why our bread kicks butt: no weird chemicals, real ingredients you can pronounce, hand-kneaded by someone who probably needs more coffee and cusses a lot. Warm them in the oven for 5 minutes for that fresh-baked experience. Don't be bored. Be fed.

Old Fashioned Creme Pies

Hand-crafted. Overstuffed. Actually taste like real life.

Forget those plastic-wrapped, sad little snacks from the gas station. These are hand-crafted, overstuffed, and actually taste like real life. Whether you want the classic oatmeal or a cookie mashup, we've got your sugar fix covered.

Broke 'N Bored Oatmeal Creme Pie

The Legend

$4.00

Fresh, chewy, and loaded with yummy goodness. We don't mention names, but "Little D" has NOTHING on these. It's the soft oatmeal cookie you love, sandwiched around a cloud of signature creme. It's nostalgia, but better.

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The bottom line: bigger, fresher, way more filling. Warning — may cause you to never look at a pre-packaged snack the same way again. Grab one for the road or six for the weekend. We won't tell.

The "I Need a Minute" Dozen

Signature 2-inch cookies — $18 per dozen or $9 half-dozen

Life is messy, but your snacks shouldn't be a disappointment. These are our signature 2-inch cookies — baked for when you're too broke to care and too bored to do anything but find your happy place.

The "OG" Chocolate Chip

$18.00 / dz

The gold standard. We didn't reinvent the wheel; we just made it taste better. Loaded with enough melty chocolate to make you forget your to-do list for at least five minutes.

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The High Maintenance Strawberry

$18.00 / dz

Because she's extra pink, extra sweet, and worth the effort.

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Oatmeal — The Purist

Choose Your Chaos

$18.00 / dz

Just the oats, no distractions. The hearty, chewy, healthy-ish cookie that actually hits the spot.

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Oatmeal — The Traditionalist

Choose Your Chaos

$18.00 / dz

Classic raisin for that nostalgic, home-baked soul.

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Oatmeal — The Tart

Choose Your Chaos

$18.00 / dz

Cranberry for when you want a little zing with your zen.

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I'm Not Sharing Macadamia

White Chocolate Macadamia Nut

$18.00 / dz

Crunchy macadamia nuts, sweet white chocolate, and zero intention of splitting this with anyone. Hide them. Guard them. They're yours.

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Why you need these: hand-baked (no factory robots), perfectly sized at 2 inches — big enough to satisfy, small enough that you can eat four without feeling judged. Essential for late-night crafting, barn shifts, or hiding in the pantry from your family.

The Farm House Snack Mixes

Savory, garlicky, spicy — crunchy perfection.

When you're craving something crunchy, salty, and impossible to stop eating, we've got you. Our Farm House snack mixes are loaded with Chex, pretzels, and all kinds of savory add-ins. Perfect for parties, road trips, or hiding in your desk drawer.

The Farm House Garlic & Herb

Buttery & Bold

$4.00 Small Bag (4oz)

Your snack mix special slathered in a rich buttery garlic and herb flavoring. It's the kind of snack that makes you lick your fingers and not care who's watching.

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Pro tip: these make great gifts, but we won't judge if you keep them all for yourself. Sealed fresh and ready to devour.

The Dry Mix Stash

Shelf-stable shortcuts with serious flavor.

All the flavor, none of the fuss. Our dry mixes turn whatever sad dairy product you've got in the fridge into something worth bragging about. Just stir, wait, and accept the compliments.

Ciao, Bella… Or Whatever

Italian Herb Dip Mix — 3 servings per packet

$6.00

It's the ultimate lazy-chef flex. Savory, garlicky, herby, and with just enough attitude to make a plain block of cream cheese or a tub of sour cream taste like it belongs on a charcuterie board. Basically a culinary glow-up for people who consider boiling pasta an achievement. 3 servings per packet (depending on how much flavor you want).

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How to use: 1 tablespoon of mix per ½ cup of sour cream or yogurt. Stir. Chill for 30 minutes. Pretend you slaved over it.

The Bagel Bunch

Hand-rolled. 4 to a pack. All killer, no filler.

Fresh-baked, chewy, golden bagels — the way they're supposed to be. Grab a half-dozen of your favorite or go full chaos with the variety pack.

Bare Bones

Plain Bagel

$6.00 4-Pack

No toppings. No excuses. Just pure carbs.

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The Wrinkled Renegade

Cinnamon Raisin Bagel

$6.00 4-Pack

Tough, rustic, and a little bit wild. It's sweet, but it still looks like it's seen some things.

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Kitchen Sink

Everything Bagel

$6.00 4-Pack

Loud, proud, and covered in everything. Because why choose?

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The Berry Rebel

Blueberry Bagel

$6.00 4-Pack

Bursting with blueberry goodness and just enough sweetness to make your morning better. No regrets.

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Pro tip: slice 'em, freeze 'em, toast 'em straight from the freezer. Fresh-bakery vibes any day of the week.

Custom Cakes

Birthdays, showers, memorials & everything in between.

Character cakes, themed tiers, cupcake pull-aparts — you dream it, we bake it. Every cake is one of a kind, so pricing depends on size, design, and detail.