The Menu

The bread that started it all. It's simple, it's reliable, and it goes with everything from fancy butter to a late-night breakdown. No fluff — just flour, water, salt, and a whole lot of patience.

This loaf has a bit of a temper. We packed it with enough sharp cheddar to make it savory and enough jalapeños to keep things interesting. It's spicy, it's cheesy, and it's definitely not for the weak.

Social distancing? This loaf will help. It's loaded with enough garlic and parmesan to be smelled from the next county over. Rich, salty, and so good you'll want to eat the whole thing in the car before you even get home.

We get bored easily, so we like to shake things up. One week it might be a savory herb explosion; the next, it could be a sweet cinnamon swirl that'll change your life. The catch: you gotta work for it. Drop a comment, send a message, or stalk our socials to see what we're vibing with this week. Once it's gone, it's gone.

Want your loaf sliced perfectly so you don't have to hunt for a knife or deal with crumbs? We'll do the hard work for you for two bucks. You're welcome.

Stop disrespecting your grill skills with cheap buns. These are soft, sturdy, and ready to hold all the toppings you can throw at them. Level Up ($1 extra): make 'em fancy with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, or go full chaotic with everything bagel seasoning.

This is the soft, pillowy sandwich bread you remember, but way better because it didn't come from a factory. Perfect for PB&Js, grilled cheese, or just eating a slice plain while you stare into the fridge.

The only reason people actually show up to dinner. These are buttery, fluffy, and highly addictive. We suggest buying two packs because the first one won't make it past the car ride home.

We took our breadstick dough and rolled it in enough garlic and parmesan to make things awkward at your next meeting. Worth it? Absolutely.

Oh. So. Yummy. These are huge, gooey, and spiraled with enough cinnamon sugar to cure any bad mood. They're basically a hug in a pan. AND you can't forget the OMG icing!

We took a soft sandwich loaf and stuffed it with actual bacon bits and melty cheese. It's a full breakfast in every slice. Comes un-sliced because we know you're just going to rip off a hunk with your hands anyway. We won't judge.

Fresh, chewy, and loaded with yummy goodness. We don't mention names, but "Little D" has NOTHING on these. It's the soft oatmeal cookie you love, sandwiched around a cloud of signature creme. It's nostalgia, but better.

Six of the originals. Because one is never enough and four feels indecisive.

For the people who think the filling is the best part (which is everyone). We've doubled down on the creme until it's practically bursting. It's messy, it's glorious, and it's exactly what you deserve.

Six over-the-top, filling-loaded pies. Heavy, messy, glorious — exactly what you deserve, times six.

Why settle for one cookie when you can have two glued together with a thick layer of frosting? Our OG chocolate chip cookies meet their soulmate: a thick center of velvety creme. It's a sandwich for champions.

Soft, fruity strawberry cookies with a sweet creme center. It looks like a dream and tastes like a win.

Bright, citrusy, and coated in sugar. It's like a lemonade stand in cookie form, with a creamy finish that cuts through the tang.

For the serious addicts. Deep, dark chocolate cookies with even more chocolate energy. If this doesn't cure your boredom, nothing will.

The gold standard. We didn't reinvent the wheel; we just made it taste better. Loaded with enough melty chocolate to make you forget your to-do list for at least five minutes.

Think of this as the "vacation in a box" you can actually afford. Soft, sweet, and tastes like a pink cloud of pure happiness. If you're looking for a sign to treat yourself, this is it.

Just the oats, no distractions. The hearty, chewy, healthy-ish cookie that actually hits the spot.

Classic raisin for that nostalgic, home-baked soul.

Cranberry for when you want a little zing with your zen.

Rich, creamy, and unapologetically bold. The kind of peanut butter punch that demands a glass of milk and a moment of silence. Simple, classic, and addictive.

The fancy-pants of the cookie world. Toasted pecans meet buttery goodness for a flavor that's so rich, it'll make you feel like you've actually got your life together.

More chips, more mass, more glory. A quarter-pound of chewy, melty chocolate-chip heaven. Technically shareable. You won't.

Twelve quarter-pound chocolate chip heavyweights. Bring these to the office or the party and don't just be popular — be a legend.

A literal mountain of pink perfection. Soft, sweet, and built like a heavyweight.

Twelve pink mountains of pure happiness. The ultimate flex for anyone with a soft spot for strawberry.

A dense, salty-sweet powerhouse. Rich, bold, and demands a tall glass of milk.

Twelve quarter-pound PB heavyweights. Classic, addictive, and unapologetic.

The richest 4 ounces you'll ever meet. Toasted pecans + buttery goodness in heavyweight form.

Twelve butter pecan beasts. Fancy-pants energy, dialed all the way up.

Want the Jalapeño Cheddar but the Garlic Parm is calling your name? We get it. This flight gives you 4 mini-loaves (roughly the size of a baseball). The perfect way to experience the tang without buying the whole bakery — basically a sourdough speed-dating session.

Pick your 4 favorite standard cookie flavors and create your own personal masterpiece. For the person who wants a Strawberry Dream but also needs a Chocolate Chip for "balance." A four-course meal — only the parts that matter.

Can't choose between Oatmeal and Lemon Sugar? Now you don't have to. Pick 4 of our signature cookie creme pies and find out which one reigns supreme. A box of pure, creamy joy that fits perfectly in your lap (and your budget).

This is the VIP section. Pick 4 flavors of our over-the-top, extra-stuffed creme pies. Heavy, messy, and a total power move — for the professionals who know that "too much" is just the right amount.